Transformers: Car Robots the drinking game By: Fragraham Lincon (If you haven't seen car robots yet then go to TFW2005.com and download the episodes. What are you waiting for go do it!) (standard drinking game rules. take a shot whenever someone does something on the list) Whenever Yuki starts an episode You think "well, at least Yuki isn't as anoying as any of the humans from G1" 2 if you then think "but not nearly as cool as the cave guy from Beast Wars" every time something bad happens to Junko Every time Gigatron transforms 2 if he changes personallities Whenever you think Gigatron looks a lot like Epyon from Gundam Wing. Every time Gigatron says something that sounds evil Every time Gigatron beats the crap out of something 2 if it's Fire convoy if Gigatron threatens his minions Every time he's reffered to as "Gigatron Sama" Everytime they all stand around talking in japanese and you have no idea what they're saying every time Ai's voice makes your ears bleed whenever Ai calls out more autobots you never heard of Every time she says "EMERGENCY!" every time someone yells TRANSFOOOOOOOOORRRMMMM!!!! 2 if you reflexively yell it out along with them every time Gelshark kisses up to Gigatron any time Gelshark gets blown up by something that should have killed him and he's okay in the next scene Every time you think Gelshark is the resurected Inferno 2 if you expect him to scream "FOR THE ROYALTY!" whenever Gigatron's 3 goons (Gaskunk, Gusher, and Gildo) screw up whenever the 3 goons use their special attacks in sequence every time the 3 goons all get blasted by one big attack when the 3 goons open up a can of haul ass when you realize the 3 goons and Gelshark are all repaints of old American Beast Wars toys every time MachAlert lectures Speedbreaker Every time SpeedBreaker hits on a car 2 if it confuses the hell out or the driver 3 if the driver is Junko every time an autobot does something that denies the laws of physics (drive on walls, make huge jumps ect...) Every time WildRide drives up stairs every time someone says "enerugi"(energy or energon) Every time you want to buy the toys 2 if you actually know where to get them 3 if you get pissed off becasue you can't afford them (allow yourself a 4th if you need it to wash away the "can't afford new transformers blues") every time you see Fire Convoy and think "He sure does look a lot like Optimus Prime." You think to yourself "Fire Convoy is such a tights wearing, tree hugging good guy that he makes Optimus Prime look like Oscar the Grouch." you watch an episode and have no idea what just happened because the whole thing was in Japanese You see the autobot's robot heads comunicating even when they're in vehicle mode you shake like a crack addict going through withdrawal while waiting for the next episode you wonder "how the hell can 3 robots be brothers?" you feel you are betraying yor 80's herritage for feeling this show is better than G1 every time black convoy pulls out his sword 2 if he actuallh hits something every time a combinor forms every time devil gigatron beats the crap out of something. 2 if it's not god fire convoy every time brave maximus transforms every time someone finds an O part 2 if it's a destronger every time Gelshark plots against Black convoy whenever GodMagnus fires his big ole gun every time Gushar uses a computer every time the car brothers go super every time build boy does something stupid when the build masters start posing. every time you think someone just died 2 if it's gigatron every time marionett plays in the background every time kids talk to Gelshark 2 if they ask for his autograph more rounds are fired in one battle than all of world war two and no one gets hurt whenever dolrailer and Black convoy plot a scheme every time Yuki controlls Brave maximus every time GodMagnus swears (says "Kuso") whenever Gushar sleeps with a little bubble over his head. every time you wonder if Junko even has a job every time God Magnus should have run out of ammo when Yuki controlls brave maximus when Gelshark dreams in chibi mode