Hunt for Renegade: Part two of this pointless story by: I.M. Pikallo Okay, now that the first one is set, here is the second, and if you haven't figured this out, it takes place during the Lucifer's Key saga. {]]]]]]]]]]]]]]}(0)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I spent time looking at the next chapter of Lucifer's Key, "Hmm, says he went to Alderaan. WAIT, ALDERAAN!? ALDERAAN ISN'T A HUGE CITY, THAT'S CORUSCANT!" Man, he needs to get the facts strait. Well, I guess I can check this out. When found out where he had gone, I tracked his movement across the planet as best I could, which wasn't very much. He leaves a very small Vortex signature. I did, however, sense an emense Dark Side prescence, I figured a battle with a Sith would help calm me down. Unfortunatly, I stumbled upon a Sith bar, and I was wearing a Jedi Master's cloak. (Hey, I assimilated the Force, and Luke trained me. If you are skyptical, read that part of Ray's Adventures on DGF, well, wait till I write it.) I saw about 13 lightsabers flare up. "Uh, OH! DIMESIONAL SABER, BLADE OF THE CHOSEN ONE!" The triple-blades burst from the handle, but, they laughed. Well, they laughed untill I removed their craniums from their collar bone. I am really fast when I am in my Jedi form. As well, a Vortex tempered blade tends to cut through a lightsaber blade, as opposed to the other way around. After I was done, I saw evidence; well, my computer saw; evidence of the energy signature of a 4-Bladed Suriken lightsaber, and I know of only one person who even thinks that can work, Frag. Okay, Frag, were did you go this time? I found Frag's Vortex signature, I seemed to be getting better at that, and found that he had gone to his home, a strange place. However, that is when the trail went cold. I did, however, upgrade my cruiser so, I could move much faster, and it had better weapons and shields. I now had a ship roughly 1/10 in power to Nexus Central Command. Right when I was about to give up, I sensed the power of 7 Super Power Rings, and since NCC was nowhere near here, I realized that there must be Destroyers, but, Cordran was dead, I killed him. How could he.....unless the next line of the prophecy was true, "The evil AS WE KNOW IT NOW!?" I just stared, and exclaimed, "OH, ****." I sped to the local, and saw Frag, and a man with 7 rings on. I saw them talking, and noticed a key around Frag's neck, and the other man was constantly pointing at that key. I had to help Frag, he has no idea what a man with that much power can do, or how insane he could get. When I ran to help, I was tackeled by Pet Rock. It just kept barking, "ROCK, ROCK, ROCKY!" Upon hearing it's cry, out ran the bane of my life, JigglyBlock. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, reaching my full power without the Vortex, and grabbed JigglyBlock, "Do ya feel lucky, punk? Ya gotta ask yourself, 'Is his powerlevel 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999991, or 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999992?" He just squirmed in my hands, but, as I delivered the crushing squeez, I heard the call out of,"CINDER.....BLOCK.......MAN!" I looked up, and on top of Frag's ship was, well, guess. He jumped, and landed on my head, well, where my head was. The crystal on my left hand flared, creating a force-field around me. "Nice try, but next time, scream out your name while your in the air, or when you hit the ground." I was running to help Frag, again, when Princess Mula, Jace, Terra, Zaarbon, Raditz, Anubis, Clink (EEEEWWWW, delta), Brick Boy, and WHAT THE? HULK HOGAN? came out. "Guys, I'm here to help, so let me through, or I'll make a way through you." In response, those that had transformations/power-up sequences did so. "Oy, I guess I should make this fair, I'll fight you using powers from your own dimensions." "How can you do that?" I rolled my eyes, "Do you even know who I am?" The looked up, I could just see the gears turning, finally, Anubis said, "You're the one following us everywhere, that is all I know, you can't be a Gaurdian, you don't have a ring." I just looked up, Kids. "Listen I am a Gaurdian, and I honestly can kill you all without lifting a finger." Raditz simply fired an open palmed attack at me, which I just let hit, then to add insult to injury, "HA! I can't say you EVEN SINGED MY LEG-HAIRS! Okay, I guess you guys want to play, COMPUTER, ASSIMILATE DRAGON-BALL FORM, KUCAMBA!!" With that, I changed into Kucamba, Super Saiya-Jin level 10. "Raditz, Jace, Zaarbon, I'm sure you all know the guy who trained me in martial arts, his name is Son-Gokou, A.K.A., Kacarroto, Legendary Super Saiya-Jin." I lifted my hands over my head, then scream, "LIGHT OF DESTRUCTION," firing a HUGE white beam that knocked the three out of the fight. "Anubis, your next, ASSIMILATE ARMOR OF WHIRLWIND!" I drew the staff at my back, then twirled it saying, "Armor of Whirlwind: Tornado Air Blast!" When he finally got into some simalence of control, I threw the 6 stars on my gauntlet, hitting him for even more damage. Terra lept forward, then used "PANDORA'S BOX, MORPH/ULTIMA!" Well that did hurt, a little, "I can one-up you there hunney, You see, your dimension is not FF6, but Squaresoft in general, 'W-MAGIC QUADRA-MAGIC/ULTIMA!" I stood there, "Listen I have taken most of you out, I don't want to fight anymore of you." I then saw Clink jump forward, "W-SUMMON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND/LIGHT ARROWS-BIGGORON SWORD! NOW, STOP ATTACKING ME!" But, they just kept coming. And it looked like Frag was in deep. "AALLLRIGHT MAGGOTS! THIS IS ENOUGH!" I extended my arms, creating the blue and red halves of myself, drawing my hands together, I made them fuse, then brought it into me. "BY THE POWER OF THE VORTEX, I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!" THAT stopped them, as well, Frag and his oppenent turned to me, they must have just noticed me. Finally getting a good look at Frag's opponent, I froze, then zoomed my enhanced vision on his hands, there sat 7 Super Power Rings! He was the power I felt, oh, damn, you think you save all of reality, then here comes another nut who wants to destroy it, maybe rebuild it with him as god. Oy, they just never learn, do they?