Pioneer: Lucifer's key saga part 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you want me to put a disclaimer here you can just go and do something physically impossible with yourself. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay first the DGF slaps me with an ungodly high fine then my travel was restriced to only pre-aproved dimensions, and finally I have to earn the money by honest means. Come on all that left me is mercenary work. Well if things couldn't weren't bad enough even my mercenary work had been restricted to DGF jobs. Well incase you haven't noticed this will be the story of those jobs. Afew days after the battle with Mac I recieved a message form the DGF. The hollogram pops up with the image of gaurdian Shane McInnis. "Frag we've been tracking the newest wave of destroyer activity and traced it to a Delta Dimension that you have clearance for. It's common name is Final Zelda 7. Normally we handle destroyers our selves but since you've shown yourself to be proficient in fighting them and that to be perfecly honest this dimension is just too freaky even for us. I hope you have a strong stomach." Shane stops in mid message to munch on a three foot long bar of chocolate then continues. "we've set up a contact for you. His name is Clink.(no not the colonal) He can be identified by his spikey blond hair and pointy ears. He's known to wear a green tunic with one large piece of shoulder armor. He carries a big ass sword that is rumored to have mystical powers." I arrived in the affore mentioned dimensioned. when I landed I took a look around. I saw a bustling castle town that was very advanced thechnologically. Inside the market was crammed with shoppers. Among them was a young man fitting the description shane had given me. "Clink" I called. My assumption must have been right as he turned around to answer. "yeah that's me" He said. He was weird looking. I mean really weird. I jumped so high I hit my head on the upper plate. "I was told you were going to come. They said you could help me find Sephidorf." said clink to me upon my landing. I pulled out my pocket computer and found that my mission had been updated. Sephidorf was a dark knight in an elite force who went rouge and has been more reacently out to steal the ultimate power in order to become the great king of evil and conquer the world. (you know the general villain stuff) It seems he had been recruited as a lower level destroyer. In fact a large number of destroyers were coming from beta and delta dimensions. They were building up an army. I felt a little insulted that I was sent after a minor destroyer. I KILLED KAGATO! For crying out loud. I should be fighting supream destroyers like smith and kahn. Well anyway we traveled back afield to my ship. "when are you going to show me where Sephidorf is. If you're taking this long you obviosly don't know how evil he is." Clink complained. "Let me guess. He burned your hometown. something like nibble forrest. and he lilled someone close to you with a name like Zeris." I responded dejectedly. "Egad! You read my mind. That's just too weird." Exclaimed Clink. "Jeez you're in a Delta dimension. You live in the ass end of reallity. You're a joke to the rest of the dimensional community." I said told him. "Delta dimension? Is tha tall we are to you?" "That's right. The DGF doesn't even care about you. I'm surprized they didn't just take the whole thing out with the dimensional cannon." "Well tell that to the people who live here. How would the sheiktra feel if you told them tha tthey sacraficed the race to save a worthless delta dimension. Or Mifa if she grew up in a world that no one cared about. You're telling me all the people who live, have lived, and ever will live are all meaningless." "that's about the size of it." "I don't think that way. I think we're just as real as you are. We're born, we live, and we die. Just the same as any of you." "You know as strange as your world is you do have a point. I don't know why I ever tried to make the DGF's point anyway. I can't stand them myself. Listen I know you have personal business with sephidorf and I can help. He's been recruited by the dimensional destroyers. I'm going bring you to intercept him. He's in a personel carrier in orbit around this plannet. We can take him out before the rondevus." We took off and found the ship. I had gomisaki sneak in behind and ram the ship. Once we boarded we searched out our target. However we hadn't taken into account the other destroyer recruits. THere were incredible warriors there. Every hideous incarnation you could imagin. Before me stood the great dragon of Ur-Draxa.(D&D character), The Quake marrine, BizaroSuperman, CaveGuy, The queen alien, Newt Gengrich, an NBC executive, Leonard DeCaprio, and yes Sephidorf. Clink and Sephidorf faced off. A number of the renegade force joined in. Raditz went super and faced off with Bizaro. Hogan squared off with CaveGuy. Terra faced the queen alien in what would surely be the cat fight of the century. Zarbon picked a fight with newt. the nbc exec was chosen by Ginyu. Jase decided to beat the living shlaboingin out of decaprio. The Great dragon took on the remainder of the ginyu force and pricess mula. I decided to have at it with the main character of the worst game ever made the Quake marine. Well the battle was short and sweet. As the quake marine was so limited in mobillity and his weapons had a sucky rate of fire(and all of you who tell stories of carpeting a room in rockets have obviosly never played the game. the rocket launcher is pathetic. it only shoots one rochet every five seconds and does next to no damage. admit it the game sux.) I just obliterated him with a barage of nuclear bazooka rounds. Decaprio was ripped into pieces by Jase and his intestines pulled into a single mile long length. Newt was evaporated by a single blast from Zarbon. Hogan body slammed Cave guy and put him down for the count with a leg drop. Raditz took down bizarro with his special attack "keep your eye on the birdy." the NBC exec didn't stand a chance when Ginyu impaled him on one of his horns. the dragon was actually doing quite well against the remaining fighters but when jase joined in he was anihalated by jase and byrter's twin attack the purple hurricane. Terra faught hartilly against the queen alien. as you have come to expect from my fics (and I'm not going to dissapoint you) Her clothes were somewhat torn to say the least. Her skirt was absolutely unsalvageble if that gives you any ideas. She finally gives up an winning fairly and just casts vanish followed by doom. Clink and Sephidorf were having it out. They matched sword strokes blow for blow. Sephidorf makes a thrust at Clink who jumps back. Clink whips out a big funky hook on a chain and slings it into Sephidorf's gut. "Gyaahg. How? I was going to become a god." said Sephidorf. "Oh shut up and die." Responded Clink who then used his strongest attack OMNI SPIN SLASH! Sephidorf spit out blood. He looked at Clink with the classic dying villain disbelief, then exploded in a blinding light. Well with the battle done Clink agreed to join me and went with us. I collected my fee and paid back my debt to the DGF. I didn't bother to mention that I figured out why it was such a large pay. Being that I had a much bigger fight than I expected. Before departing I set a bomb on the bridge of the destroyer ship. as soon as the destroyers opened it hoping to find the newest recuits, surpize! Not like it would do much against the likes of Kahn and smith but it would at least irritate them. I was now free to explore the space time continueum. But I did leave a surprize for the gaurdians as well. On Clinks world I met a cleptomaniac farie name Nuffie. Just wait untill they meet their new recruit. GWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! sorry. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- End of part 4. Next fic will go back on track so don't get mad okay. As for clink. this is the top line____ this is the bottom line_____ | | | | these are the side lines | | Clink was going omni directional beyond every line. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So if You utterly despise me by now and you want me to go away you can Email me at fragraham@mail.com